John Rambo (First Blood)

John Rambo isn’t just a man; he’s a walking, talking action movie cliche come to life! In the 'Greatest Toughest Movie Characters of All Time,' he’s like that friend who insists he could totally survive in the wild—meanwhile, last time you went camping, he got lost trying to find the bathroom. Rambo's got the lethal skills of a ninja crossed with a bear. Let’s not forget the iconic mullet; it’s like a tactical advantage on its own! He’s the kind of guy who makes you question your life choices while looking effortlessly cool in a tank top. You might as well throw in the towel and just admit it; you wish you had a fraction of his badassery. How could you not root for the guy? It’s like trying to explain why you don’t like pizza—nobody buys it, and deep down, you know it’s a losing battle.