John Elway

If you think of a quarterback who's part magician, part human cannon, you're probably thinking of John Elway. Guy could turn a fourth-quarter disaster into a win with less effort than it takes to say 'Hail Mary.' Remember when fandom was just about box scores? Neither does anyone wearing an Elway jersey. They're too busy rewatching 'The Drive' for the 800th time, arguing over whether his spiral had its own zip code. It's like choosing a dinner wine—Elway's vintage performances just get better with age. Dive into this debate, folks; neutrality isn't an option here.