John Cena

John Cena in GoatWars? The guy's like a walking meme factory, right? You've got fans squawking his theme song, folks randomly shouting 'You can't see me!' like they've just discovered invisibility, and don't even get me started on the debates about whether he's wrestling's greatest or just its most visible hat rack. Choosing Cena is like admitting you love your childhood blanket—nostalgic, slightly embarrassing, but oh-so-comforting. It's a heated mess of loyalty and eye-rolls every time his name pops up. Vote Cena, and watch the internet burn with fury or fanfare.