Joe Swanson

If there's a throne in the 'Greatest Family Guy Characters of All Time', it's high time Joe Swanson wheeled up to claim it. The guy's a riot—a paraplegic police officer who flips from zero to hero while stuck in a chair! Fans obsess over his absurdly heroic antics, which is basically him trying to be Bruce Willis on wheels. It's the kind of struggle that has us rooting for him while laughing hysterically. Really, if Joe doesn't top your list, are you even watching the same show?