Joe Paterno

If Joe Paterno isn't at the top of your Greatest College Football Coaches list, then buddy, you must be watching a different game. The guy's got more wins than a Vegas casino, and his playbook could double as a doctoral thesis. Ever try debating Paterno’s legacy at a tailgate? You'll need more backup than a quarterback on third and long. His fans are like a cult - the good kind, where everyone just really, really loves college football and bizarrely specific stats.