Jim Brown

Ever tried explaining to someone why Jim Brown is the GOAT without sounding like you've got a personal vendetta against every other player? It's like trying to convince a vegetarian that bacon smells good. The man was a bulldozer in cleats, turning defenses into dust and leaving fans either in awe or in therapy. And let’s not start on the cultural shockwaves—the guy made the NFL look like a one-man show. Picking anyone else in GoatWars feels like saying pizza is overrated. Come on, who does that?