Jenna Marbles (Jenna Mourey)

Jenna Marbles is like that friend who shows up to the party with a pet rock and somehow makes it the hottest topic. She’s not just a YouTube icon; she’s a chaotic whirlwind of DIY fails and relatable rants that somehow make you feel seen. Her quirky charm and ability to poke fun at life can transform the dullest moments into LOL gold. And let's not even start on her loyal fanbase—like, they will argue to the end of the Earth about how her dog is the true star. Seriously, if you don’t choose her in GoatWars, are you even living?