Jay Leno

So, Jay Leno in the GoatWars arena—where do I even start? This guy turned the chin joke into an art form and managed to keep America awake past their bedtimes for decades. Battling it out in the 'Greatest Talk Show Hosts of All Time', he's like that old, reliable car you can't help but love. His fans? Obsessively loyal, hanging on every monologue, even if they've heard the same punchline a hundred times. It’s a mix of comfort and comedy that just sticks. You’re either on Team Jay or you’re wrong—no middle ground here.