J’Adior Slingback Pump (Dior)

If the J’Adior Slingback Pump had a superpower, it would be turning every sidewalk into a Paris runway. Part of the 'Greatest Stiletto Heels of All Time' league, these Dior beauts bring the drama. Fans obsess over that iconic ribbon, but ever try to explain why you spent a car payment on a pair of shoes that scream both 'chic' and 'I might topple over' at every step? It's high fashion meets high stakes, folks. Choose sides because in the world of stiletto wars, it's sling or be slung.