Hocus Pocus (1993)

If Hocus Pocus doesn’t scream 'ultimate Halloween cult classic,' then I don’t know what does. You’ve got witches resurrected in Salem—because where else?—and they’re hunting kids instead of candy. It's like the Halloween Town Olympics with broomsticks instead of torches. Fans are torn between quoting every line and trying to explain why their house isn’t decorated in black flame candles. It’s more than a movie; it’s a seasonal identity crisis wrapped in a nostalgia sandwich. Try not picking a side; I dare you.