Ho Hos (Hostess)

Ho Hos are like that friend who shows up to the party with a questionable snack but somehow steals the show. I mean, they roll in all swirly and chocolate-covered, like they’re ready for a gourmet competition, but let’s be real—they’re actually here for a good time, not a long time. Sure, they might just look like rolled-up cake with some creamy filling, but those layers hold memories! You either dive in and embrace the mess or end up regretting your choice because, for every luscious bite, there’s that one sad, crumbly end that takes you out of the moment. It's like a little snack existential crisis in every box! Who doesn’t love the thrill of devouring these bad boys, knowing they could be the secret weapon in the epic debate of Greatest Snack Cakes of All Time? It’s a wild ride, and we’re all just here for the Ho Ho chaos. Pick your side wisely, my friends.