Hermes Conrad

If you think Hermes Conrad isn't top-tier in the 'Greatest Futurama Characters of All Time' league, you must be as high as his bureaucratic rank! The man's a grade 34 master of paperwork with a limbo stick. Who else can file your soul in triplicate while dancing under a bar? Fans get this weird kick seeing their tax forms handled with such flair. Seriously, choosing Hermes is like rooting for the underdog, except this underdog can out-file, out-sing, and out-limbo anyone in the galaxy. It’s bureaucracy as an Olympic sport!