Gossip Girl

If Gossip Girl isn't your pick for the 'Greatest Teen Dramas of All Time,' then, honey, you're watching it wrong. This show isn’t just a drama; it's a lifestyle, complete with backstabbing so elegant, you’d think they teach classes on it at Constance Billard. The sheer audacity of Serena van der Woodsen and Blair Waldorf as they sashay through scandal after scandal? Unmatched. Choosing another show feels like a betrayal worthy of a Gossip Girl blast itself. It's like picking cafeteria food over brunch at the Met. Tragic!