Most of the dads in this league love their kids and still manage to damage them. Gomez Addams does neither.
He’s present. Obsessed. Genuinely thrilled to be a father—and completely uninterested in whether any of it looks normal.
Put him next to Logan Roy and it’s not even the same sport. One hoards power. The other gives it away freely. Put him next to Al Bundy and it’s even harsher—one treats family like a burden, the other treats it like the best thing that ever happened to him.
And that’s where this gets uncomfortable.
Because Gomez doesn’t try to be a good dad.
He just is one—and he enjoys it.
Which raises a brutal question for everyone else in this bracket:
If being a great dad looks this effortless… what’s everyone else’s excuse?
Rank: #1 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 62.8%
Streak: ❄️ 2-match losing streak
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