Goldfish Crackers in the Greatest Childhood Snacks league? Come on, it's a slam dunk! These little cheesy champs have been the sneakiest snack—you start with one and suddenly, you're smuggling a bag into every movie. And let's talk about the shape; they've got that whole fish thing going, which somehow makes them taste even better. The real struggle? Not turning into a human aquarium by eating a whole school of them in one sitting. They're not just a snack; they're a lifestyle. If Goldfish aren't at the top, are we even snacking right?
Rank: #3
Win Rate: 61.6%
Streak: Won 1 of the last 5 matchups
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