Godfather Part II (1974)

If you don't think The Godfather Part II is the holy grail of sequels, you might as well be talking to a wall. You’ve got Al Pacino pulling off the ultimate glow-up from innocent Sonny’s little brother to full-on Don mode, while we’re all left wondering—how many mobsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously, every time I watch it, I’m reminded of the existential crisis that comes with realizing my family dinners won't end in dramatic gunfire or moral dilemmas. It's a masterpiece and a cultural phenomenon, but don’t I dare catch you saying you prefer the first one—because that’s a conversation that ends with a horse head in your bed. Choose wisely in this GoatWars showdown, folks.