Giorgio Armani

Imagine Giorgio Armani strolling into the GoatWars arena, suit perfectly tailored, not a thread out of place. In the 'Greatest Fashion Designers of All Time' league, this guy’s the stealth ninja of style. Fans? More like devout followers ready to throw hands over whether navy or charcoal is his best neutral. Watching Armani fans debate is like watching people argue over which wine pairs best with your breakfast cereal—intense, unnecessary, but wildly entertaining. If fashion had a mic drop, it would be dressed in Armani.