George Washington

George Washington in GoatWars is like that vintage wine everyone brags about at dinner parties. In the 'Greatest Presidents of All Time' league, the guy's a legend for basically turning down a chance to be king. Who does that? And over in the 'Greatest U.S. Generals of All Time', let’s just say without him, we might still be mailing our taxes to the Queen. His fans? Obsessed much? They'll throw down over whether his wooden teeth were oak or cherry. Picking anyone else just feels like you're trying to start a revolution!