George Carlin

Imagine putting George Carlin in GoatWars; the man's a linguistic ninja, slicing through opponents with just his wit. Ever tried arguing with a Carlin fan? It's like explaining social media to your grandma, but at least she might concede. Carlin doesn't just perform; he schools you in the comedic arts while making you laugh about how little you actually know. And his fans? Oh, they'll defend his GOAT status harder than a vegan defends tofu. Picking anyone else just feels like a betrayal to comedy itself!