Fruit Roll-Ups

Fruit Roll-Ups are the ultimate ninja of the Greatest Childhood Snacks league. Remember trying to peel them off the plastic without tearing, only to end up eating half the wrapper too? And don't get me started on the 'real fruit' claim—what was that, like 2% fruit, 98% unicorn magic? Yet, here we are, decades later, still talking about them. They've basically rolled up the competition. If Fruit Roll-Ups aren't topping your list, you're just living in denial or you've never experienced the joy of unrolling one in a single, satisfying sheet.