Five Guys French Fries

Let's talk Five Guys in the 'Greatest Fast Food French Fries of All Time' league, shall we? Imagine the grease-stain glory - a bag so oily it could double as a slip 'n slide. Those fries aren't just cooked; they're bathed in a golden pool of peanut oil love, served with a side of 'how many calories?' But who's counting when it's a heap of crispy, salty perfection. And the size of that cup? What are we feeding, a family of four or just my insatiable appetite? It's a delicious dilemma that keeps us coming back for more.