Espresso
Espresso walks into the GoatWars arena like it owns the place—and let's be honest, it kind of does. This little shot of pure vigor is the bedrock of every coffee chain worth its beans. Ever try functioning before your espresso? That's a comedy show no one wants a ticket to. It's the cranky morning hero and the late-night savior. Without it, half of us would be napping at our desks by 10 AM.
Espresso's Rankings
Coffee Drinks
Rank: #4 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 51.8%
Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Espresso vs Cold Brew - Wins 61.3% of battles
- Espresso vs Americano - Wins 60.6% of battles
- Espresso vs Flat White - Wins 58.6% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Espresso vs Iced Latte - Loses 80.0% of battles
- Espresso vs Latte - Loses 64.7% of battles
- Espresso vs Macchiato - Loses 60.0% of battles