Earl Campbell

Earl Campbell in GoatWars? More like a human bulldozer in a china shop. This guy didn’t just run; he plowed through defenders like they were made of paper. And if you're an Earl fan, you've got this weird pride in how many jerseys he tore through—literally. It’s like bragging about your car's horsepower at a bicycle convention. Choosing him isn’t just about stats; it’s about loving that pure, unadulterated power. It's hilarious, really. Every argument ends with 'Yeah, but can your guy run through a brick wall?'