Douglas MacArthur

Douglas MacArthur in GoatWars? The man's a legend with a fan base that treats every war strategy like a sacred text. You ever see someone argue MacArthur’s moves in the Pacific? It's like watching someone defend their grandma's secret cookie recipe. And let’s not forget the sunglasses and the corn-cob pipe—pure style, pure swagger. The guy’s got more dramatic exits than a soap opera star. Picking anyone else in the 'Greatest U.S. Generals of All Time' feels like rooting for the Yankees at a Red Sox game.