Doritos

Doritos are like that friend who shows up uninvited to every party and somehow becomes the life of it. You start with a casual chip binge, but before you know it, you're elbow-deep in a bag, crumbs on your shirt, and a decision to never eat anything else again. Their flavors are like a wild concert—Nacho Cheese, Cool Ranch, and Spicy Sweet Chili battling it out for supremacy. What’s a loyal fan to do? It's a chip showdown! Just one bite unleashes nostalgia and questionable life choices. Are you Team Dorito or just lying to yourself?