Donna

If you haven't seen Donna in action in GoatWars, you're missing out on the kind of obsessive fan debates usually reserved for sports bars during finals. She’s not just a goat; she's a walking meme factory. Every move she makes, whether it's a bizarre shuffle or that infamous stare-down, it's like she knows she’s born for the spotlight. Fans? Oh, they've got theories—from her 'strategic grazing technique' to how her bleat influences weather patterns. Picking sides? More like picking jaw pieces off the floor when Donna does her thing.