Donkey (Shrek)

Donkey is like that friend who just won't shut up, but you secretly love it. I mean, the guy is pure chaos in a world of ogres and fairy-tale drama. His hyperactive banter and constant need for validation make him the ultimate animated sidekick. And let's not forget his legendary friendship with Shrek—who else could pull that off? Donkey's quirks aren't just comedic gold; they define the whole vibe of 'Shrek.' He’s the unsung hero in every awkward social situation. Honestly, if you don’t see the brilliance, you might be a little dead inside. Choose wisely, folks. This is a matchup for the ages!