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Donkey
If there's a hall of fame for chatty sidekicks who steal every scene, Donkey from Shrek is leading the parade. Seriously, try watching those movies and not end up quoting him for days. He’s not just comic relief; he’s a cultural icon wrapped in fur, delivering lines that stick harder than gum on a shoe. Fans obsess over his sass, and let's face it, every group chat has that one person relentlessly dropping Donkey GIFs during any debate. It's like, can we not turn every convo into Shrek references? Spoiler: No, no we cannot.
Donkey's Rankings
Fantasy / Sci-Fi Sidekicks
Rank: #7 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 48.7%
Streak: ❄️ 3-match losing streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Donkey vs Hodor - Wins 75.0% of battles
- Donkey vs Tonto - Wins 62.5% of battles
- Donkey vs Groot - Wins 57.9% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Donkey vs Hermione Granger - Loses 77.8% of battles
- Donkey vs Chewbacca - Loses 75.0% of battles
- Donkey vs R2-D2 - Loses 72.7% of battles