Dodgeball

Dodgeball, the gladiator sport of the grade school playground. Remember the thrill of dodging a red rubber missile like your life depended on it? It's chaotic, it's ruthless, and let's be real, kind of a personality test disguised as a game. You quickly learn who the secret athletes are, and who’s dodging the ball like it's a dirty sock. Fans? Oh, they're just people reliving their peak adrenaline moments, arguing why their heroic dodges should be historic. Pick a side, because in the world of GoatWars, sitting on the fence just gets you hit by a ball.