Ding Dongs (Hostess)

Ding Dongs are like the friend who shows up to a party with an air of confidence, but you're still unsure if you want to hang out with them. Sure, they're chocolatey, round, and host a perfect cream filling, but why do they always feel like they're one crumb away from disaster? It's like a snack cake soap opera—excitement wrapped in foil, yet living on the edge of a meltdown. Seriously, how many times have you opened one, and it looked like a ten-car pileup? But that's the beauty of a Ding Dong; they’re messy, irresistible, and if you don't have a favorite childhood memory attached to them, do you even exist in the snack world? Don’t sleep on this contender!