David Letterman

Picture this: you're deep in a GoatWars battle, choosing the Greatest Talk Show Host of All Time, and there's David Letterman, turning the dial to quirky with those unforgettable Top 10 lists and that iconic gap-toothed grin. Fans get this weird joy in debating whether his offbeat humor was pure genius or just plain odd. It’s like trying to convince your cat to take a bath—frustrating but somehow hilarious. In the world of nightly banter, Letterman is that lovably awkward uncle who either has you rolling in the aisles or scratching your head. No middle ground here.