Dave Chappelle

Let's be honest, if GoatWars had a mic-drop moment, it’d be courtesy of Dave Chappelle. This guy turns a battle of GOATs into a full-on comedy special. You ever tried debating his greatness? It’s like explaining memes to your grandma—hilarious and slightly painful. Fans? They oscillate between quoting him word-for-word and fighting over which sketch was his best. And don't get me started on his impact; the man's a walking pop culture encyclopedia. Choosing anyone else just feels like a personal attack on humor itself.