Daria

Think of Daria in the 'Greatest MTV Shows of All Time' battle—it's like choosing the most perfectly cynical, deadpan contestant in the history of teen angst television. This show nails the absurdity of high school life with a precision that's almost scary. Fans? Oh, they're just busy quoting Daria to win arguments, wearing combat boots in solidarity, and explaining why sarcasm should be an Olympic sport. If Daria loses this, it's basically a personal attack on intelligence. Keep your real-world heroes; I'll stick with the queen of side-eye.