Dan Marino

Picture this: Dan Marino slings the pigskin like he's launching missiles in an '80s action flick—no Super Bowl ring, but the man's got style. Ever tried arguing with a Marino fan? It's like debating pineapple on pizza; you just can't win. They'll hit you with stats, the quick release, those epic comebacks—and if all else fails, the pure swagger of that mustache. Choosing Marino in GoatWars? It's like claiming the last slice of pie at Thanksgiving. Bold, controversial, but oh so satisfying.