Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)
Cosmo Kramer is the quirky, wild card of sitcom history, bursting into rooms like he’s just discovered gravity. He’s the guy who commandeers every scene with his absurd schemes and physics-defying entrances. How does he make mundane situations feel like a circus? It’s like each wild idea is a dare to the universe, and you can’t help but root for him as he flaunts the laws of reason. I mean, who else could turn a simple coffee run into a life-altering adventure? If you don’t have a place for Kramer on your GOAT List, are you even really a fan of comedy? Let’s face it: putting him up against, say, a straight-laced character? That’s unfair, because all he needs is a little run-up and a classic ‘Kramer’ slide to steal the show. Go ahead, pick a side—but remember, choosing sanity over chaos is never the right answer in GoatWars.
Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld)'s Rankings
TV Sitcom Characters
Rank: #2 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 58.3%
Streak: 🔥 7-match winning streak
Best matchups (highest win rate)
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs George Costanza (Seinfeld) - Wins 80.0% of battles
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs Mary Richards (The Mary Tyler Moore Show) - Wins 75.0% of battles
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs Lucille Bluth (Arrested Development) - Wins 71.2% of battles
Worst matchups (lowest win rate)
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs Ron Swanson (Parks and Recreation) - Loses 71.4% of battles
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs Lucy Ricardo (I Love Lucy) - Loses 65.2% of battles
- Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) vs Leslie Knope (Parks and Recreation) - Loses 62.5% of battles