Converse
You ever notice how Converse is like that friend who shows up to every party, wearing the same sneakers for years but somehow never gets old? Seriously, it’s like they’ve cracked the code on effortless cool. Great for skateboarding, making a statement, or just pretending you’re a tortured artist—these shoes have seen it all. Plus, the obsessive fan base? Wild. You find out someone’s a Converse fan, and suddenly you’re deep into a debate about the best colorway like it’s the most serious issue in the world. Don’t even get me started on those Chuck Taylor debates. It’s either ‘classic’ or a ‘sellout’ depending on who you talk to. If you’re not Team Converse, then, well, good luck fitting in with the cool kids. Just saying.
Converse's Rankings
Sneaker Brands
Rank: #4 (see rankings)
Win Rate: 54.2%
Streak: ❄️ 4-match losing streak
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