Cobra Commander (G.I. Joe)

Imagine having to explain why Cobra Commander is the GOAT of cartoon villains without sounding like you're defending your weird uncle's conspiracy theories. This guy's got a resume that includes trying to conquer the world with weather machines and genetically engineered super soldiers—classic overachiever stuff. And let's not forget that iconic, muffled voice behind the mask. You've gotta love a villain who dresses for a laser tag game at a moment's notice. Seriously, if you're into supervillains with style and a flair for the dramatic, Cobra Commander is your man... or snake?