Chuck E. Cheese

Chuck E. Cheese is like that friend who always shows up with a pizza and never leaves until you've played enough skee ball to question your life choices. Sure, the pizza might be more cardboard than culinary masterpiece, but its sheer fun factor is unbeatable! You walk in, dodge the kids like you're in a dodgeball tournament, and somehow end up with a fistful of tickets. The nostalgia? Unmatched. Who cares if you only cash in enough for a plastic spider ring? The battle for the title of Greatest Pizza Chain is on, and Chuck E. is here to play with all the kid-like chaos you never knew you missed.