Christian Dior

Picture this: Christian Dior walks into the GoatWars ring, casually dropping the New Look like it’s just some light Sunday sewing. Suddenly, every other designer’s palette looks like pre-washed denim. Sure, the fans can't decide if they adore the cinched waists more than they struggle with the dry cleaning bills, but hey, that’s high fashion, baby! And let's be real, Dior fans treat runway shows like competitive sports. If fashion had fantasy leagues, Dior’s your first-round pick every time. Debate’s over, folks!