Captain John H. Miller

So, Captain John H. Miller in the 'Greatest Captains of All Time' league, huh? Talk about a stress test for your moral compass. This guy's got fans analyzing every battlefield decision like it's their fantasy football draft. And let’s talk about the fan theories—some think he’s the embodiment of every war movie trope smushed into one. It’s like, can you love a fictional captain too much? Apparently not. Choosing him isn’t just a pick; it's an existential crisis in a helmet. Good luck arguing this one at your next trivia night!