Captain Jack Sparrow

Imagine pitting Captain Jack Sparrow against other 'Greatest Captains of All Time' and not expecting chaos. The man's a walking, slurring embodiment of unpredictability. He's the only captain who can commandeer a ship while accidentally inventing a new cocktail. Fans are torn between admiring his bizarre strategies and just wanting to keep him from falling off his own ship. It's a wild ride every time this captain's name pops up in GoatWars. You're either passionately defending his honor or laughing at his latest escapade.