Captain Han Solo

Imagine pitting Captain Han Solo against any other captain in the 'Greatest Captains of All Time' league and not expecting a landslide. The guy made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs—talk about setting the bar high! Then there's his style: a blaster at his side, a quip ready to fire, and a smirk that could disarm Darth Vader himself. Fans? We've worn out our VHS tapes arguing whether he shot first. Choosing anyone else just feels like a betrayal to every childhood dream of piloting the Millennium Falcon.