Captain America (Steve Rogers)

Let's talk Captain America in the 'Greatest Captains of All Time' league. Picture this: a shield that doubles as a dinner plate and a moral compass so tight it could strangle joy itself. Watching Cap lead is like watching someone try to herd cats, if the cats were Avengers. The guy's a walking, talking recruitment poster, which either leaves fans swelling with pride or eye-rolling hard enough to see their own brain. Love him or mock him, you can't ignore him when it comes to picking a champ in GoatWars.