Brutus Buckeye (Ohio State Buckeyes)

Brutus Buckeye: the tip-of-the-cap to all college mascots. Imagine a giant nut with a smile, leading throngs of Buckeye fans who are just a bit too obsessed—but can you blame them? I mean, this furry ball of enthusiasm shows up at every game like it's a black-tie event, and it’s got a way of making everyone feel like they just ran a marathon on game day. Brutus doesn't just cheer; he embodies that ‘our team's better because our mascot's a freaking nut’ mentality. It’s not just a nut; it’s a cultural phenomenon. And let’s be real—try arguing against him in a mascot debate. Good luck to you, pal!