Bruce DeWitt

You ever notice how Bruce DeWitt just saunters into the Greatest Sirens Characters league like he owns the joint? It’s like every time he flashes that smirk, a thousand fan theories bloom. Seriously, the guy has layers—like an onion that watched too much daytime TV. Fans either write dissertations on his eyebrow quirks or vow to rename their pets after him. It’s a wild ride, and honestly, if you're not arguing about whether he's the best, are you even watching the show right?