Brookstone in the GoatWars arena is like that one friend who brings a gadget for literally everything. Remember malls in the 2000s? You couldn’t escape without seeing someone bliss out on one of those massage chairs. The kind of store where you'd go ‘just to look’ and walk out with a $300 drone. Fans? More like gadget cultists. They'll defend those memory foam pillows like it’s their grandma's cooking. It’s the nostalgia heavyweight that somehow turned window shopping into a bizarre sport.
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