Bonnie Blair

If Bonnie Blair’s blistering pace on ice were a pizza delivery, you’d never complain about cold dinners. In the 'Greatest American Olympians of All Time' league, she’s sliding past competition like they're standing still! Fans? Oh, they wear speed skates to work, hoping to catch half her speed. Try arguing she's not the GOAT without getting an earful about her five gold medals. It's like convincing a cat to fetch—futile and slightly amusing.