Bobby Bowden

Imagine a world where Bobby Bowden isn't a top pick in the 'Greatest College Football Coaches of All Time.' Can't, right? His playbook's thicker than a Thanksgiving turkey, and his charm? Could sell ice to a penguin. Fans are like, 'Winning's great but can Bobby adopt me?' The man turned halftime pep talks into an art form and made wearing dad visors cooler than ever before. So, when you're in GoatWars, not picking Bowden? That's like choosing flat soda over champagne.