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Blueberry Muffin

Blueberry Muffin saunters into GoatWars like it owns the place—squishy, sweet, and somehow both fancy and down-to-earth. Consider the loyal fans who buy these muffins by the dozen, only to painstakingly pick out the soggy berries! The fleeting joy of sinking your teeth into that first fluffy bite is rivaled only by the impending battle against muffin tops and crumb explosions everywhere. It’s like a deliciously messy game of Jenga, and nobody’s neutral here—either you’re savoring every bite or drowning in blueberry chaos. Pick a side, folks!