Bill Burr

Bill Burr just dives into a rant and you’re hooked. Like, one minute you’re on about your day, the next you’re deep in a debate about whether anyone in stand-up has a better angry-white-guy routine. It’s the way he blends that Boston edge with insights that hit you hard—makes you wonder if he’s the comedian or you’re just part of his 24/7 live audience. Fans get it: picking Burr in GoatWars is less about the laughs and more about admitting we all think it, but he says it.