Bill Burr

Bill Burr just dives into a rant and you’re hooked. Like, one minute you’re on about your day, the next you’re deep in a debate about whether anyone in stand-up has a better angry-white-guy routine. It’s the way he blends that Boston edge with insights that hit you hard—makes you wonder if he’s the comedian or you’re just part of his 24/7 live audience. Fans get it: picking Burr in GoatWars is less about the laughs and more about admitting we all think it, but he says it.

Bill Burr 's Rankings

Stand-Up Comedians

Rank: #10 (see rankings)

Win Rate: 29.5%

Streak: ❄️ 1-match losing streak

Best matchups (highest win rate)

Bill Burr vs Louis C.K. - Wins 50.0% of battles
Bill Burr vs Joan Rivers - Wins 43.3% of battles
Bill Burr vs Chris Rock - Wins 40.0% of battles

Worst matchups (lowest win rate)

Bill Burr vs Robin Williams - Loses 91.3% of battles
Bill Burr vs Dave Chappelle - Loses 82.4% of battles
Bill Burr vs George Carlin - Loses 75.0% of battles